i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize
