Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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