I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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