where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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