If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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