she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
