she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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