You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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