Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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