Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
