Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
