i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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