Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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