If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
