Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
3pm strippers are depressing
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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