I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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