There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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