The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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