i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So here I am, sexting at work.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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