yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
