Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
