You're so nebulous sometimes
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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