went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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