He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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