There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize