she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We got so high we made milksteak
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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