I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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