so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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