we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
