You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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