so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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