Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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