My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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