We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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