Is it normal to miss your booty call?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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