are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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