your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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