whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My friends, they love my intelligence
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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