after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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