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(626): View more from California

Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.

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(646): View more from New York

I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.

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(206): View more from Washington

he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker

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(970): View more from Colorado

You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.

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(636): View more from Missouri

That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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(740): View more from Ohio

They shoved things up my nose I feel violated

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(303): View more from Colorado

I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you

(1-614): View more from Ohio

Weird flex but ok.

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