Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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