What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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