were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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