farters have to be the big spoon...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
im on a boat
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