yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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