We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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