It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
