why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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