you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm really busy with my period
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