IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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