amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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