we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
