your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Say something about gay babies.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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