i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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