Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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