it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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