It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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