what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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